It’s a bird!

It’s a plane!

It’s Strawman!

That’s to say nothing for the idea that if the election WERE stolen, it would be an uncharacteristic display of technical competence the likes of which we’ve never seen from this administration before or since.

I think you just invented capitalism.

Finally! Yes!

Now get everyone else on board please! The sooner the US gets decoupled the sooner the rest of us can get back some kind of quality of life.

Absolutely. You’ll put an eye out.

I’ll tell you what’s irresponsible… Teaching elementary school kids it’s acceptable to abandon your plummeting, flaming private jet to crash uncontrolled into a populated city so you can get to your concert on time.

Parents need to watch what their children are learning.

This is it, huh? This year is just nothing but headlines of crap people already know as we ride the express train to hell?

And there’s no way Elon didn’t know beforehand. This was just to show everyone that nobody is going to do anything about it.

It would’ve been great if the skyline at the bottom were a silhouette.

…And the cost of that convenience is now $2000 and a bunch of spyware.

The funniest part is, let’s imagine for a second they get their dream. Only white people left.

They’ll IMMEDIATELY further sub-divide into finer in and out groups and start cannibalizing each other again. This will continue until there’s one moron left.

Nazis from the past used the Nazi time machine to travel to the future and destroy our society here in 2025.

I do the same, but I’m under no illusions this is safe practice. Every time-tested bit of good sense works until it doesn’t.

The best argument for index funds at this point aren’t their stability - it’s that they seem least likely to collapse in the burning cesspit of the modern world economy.

Investing in the least sick looking cow.

Delete my memories of everything pre-2016.

I feel like it would be easier to live in this nightmare if I didn’t remember a relatively stable, functioning world.

I’m a simple man. I see Dick Van Dyke, I upvote.

Don’t take it the wrong way, guys.

She’s probably saying this with pride.

One side needs more texture warping

Are you sure? Because based on the internet armchair developers I see around, open source developers are an inexhaustible source of unending miracles that work for free and are fueled by incoherent, conflicting, entitled demands from 14 year olds.

This day isn’t over, so it’s TECHNICALLY less than 100%.