I mean, I didn’t expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn’t find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom’s side of the family.
We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said “its cause you like wine so much!”. She took it really well.
Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it’d go right past funny straight into “a personal slight upon my honor” territory.
Theres also a chance they love it and you have to deal with them sitting on it everytime you come over!
This is true… that might not be worth the risk at that point.
I’ve met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.
Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.
Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that’s not such a worry
Well, we each have our talents.
You must have an interesting family.
Brb I’m going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.
Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.
Honestly, I don’t even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.
It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine
Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I’d wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing
The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn’t fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.
This and I want some boxing sex training too please!
Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!
And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(
I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing…
Sometimes you win by coming second.
We’re all you all came.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Franzia really stepped up it’s game.
Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It’s not, like, an amazing wine…but it’s inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I’m not tempted to finish the bottle.
SLAP THE BAG
Comes with a free pillow as well, you just need to inflate it.
Hell if your enough of a piss head, you can build a nice air mattress from them as well.
See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.
True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.
Idk about the hangover tho. I don’t really get hangovers. I remember before my wedding…my bachelor party was Foxwoods casino, and meanwhile my wife went with her sister and mom to a Jimmy Buffet tribute concert. They all felt much worse than I did in the morning.
Plastic is problematic though
Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because “all quality wines are bottled with corks”. I’ve had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.
Sadly doesn’t exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂
Ok but fr fr I have a chair thing like that (no tube ofc) and it’s the most ridiculously comfortable thing you could ever want to sit and be lazy on because if you fall asleep it’s still comfortable af. (It’s not a beanbag, it’s full of polyfill and foam block)
Add alcohol to it and you’ll never get up, even if you don’t like wine.
no tube ofc
Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!
Real winos buy wine in bulk
Rookie numbers.
41,700 US gallons, 278 refills.
https://australiainfo.com.au/2023/05/19/worlds-largest-fuel-truck-road-train/
Finally they released the Esquie plushy.
My first thought as well
The basic white bitches population will be reduced…
A reason to live, but a vehicle for death :(
they should
Wouldn’t it get warm from the body heat?
That much thermal mass would stay room temp for a while, probably longer than you are conscious. I recommend a cab.
Is this what they meant by death cab?
Alcoholism is gross. Stop having kids. Abortion abortion abortion
You sound like you need a good whiskey in your life.
Or just use cannabis and stop being an insufferable drunkard.
That makes you an insufferable stoner, be cool and only do LSD
What do you do on off days then?!
Maybe a nice spiced rum is your style or would you prefer the floral bouquet that is gin?
If you want that body buzz like weed, a nice hop heavy beer will hit the spot just right.
In what world are the effects of cannabis and alcohol remotely similar? You need to try cannabis again.
This one we’re in right now lol, plus it’s only beer, not the entirety of alcohol.
I’ll drink to that!
