You know what I like the most?
You know what I like the most?

For real man it is legit happening. Like we’ve drawn parallels before but now it’s a god damn handbook.
Throw in news, search engines, LLMs and social media effectively all owned by party loyalists, and it’s actually pretty easy. Who would’ve thought. Now just gotta defund libraries, schools, and public radio and TV.
Temu tyrants. Fucking great.
I disagree. “Soccer Mom” stresses how harmless she (likely) was. It may normally be diminutive, but in this case it’s the diminutive nature of it works in her favor.
Worst thing you need to worry about with a soccer Mom is they bump a bit of their kids Adderall.


They figured “Ministry of Peace” was too on-the-nose, even for them.
But war is peace, so…


Ok let’s start with one. How does one even start to make a self-propelling machine that cuts wheat stalks at ground level?
I just made it up for funsies.
And I was geeking over “yo, ojo, capitain” when I made that up. Because “yo” means “I”, and “ojo” means “eye”…I-Eye. Aye-aye.
And it is pronounced like “Yo, O-ho”. Like “Yo-Ho”. Like a pirate.
And then capitain, like the famous rum, captain Morgan.
Aka “leche de pirata”.
Yo, ojo, capitán.
It’s the same total amount of leches, just a little less of each one.
Like when you get a four cheese pizza. It’s pretty much the same total amount of cheese.
¿Cuatro leches? ¿En esta económica?
Well…Excedrin stacks Aspirin and Caffeine too. I’d always thought the caffeine was because caffeine withdrawal can cause headaches.
It’s actually not uncommon. People expect and manifest symptoms all the time.
What side effects a drug would be likely to cause, the pharmacologist likely knows long before ever giving it to a human. When the human reports side effects that the drug is unlikely to cause…that human was probably a placebo.


I’ve been quite happy with moonlight/sunshine on Wayland. Is that an option?
He’s not making fun of the victims, he’s making fun of the pearl-clutchers.


Exactly. It’s not so much that they even have to rewrite history, just bury it good enough. Make the real stories difficult to find and suck the desire to learn out of kids so they grow up ignorant and easy to control.
Guaranteed there are tons of AI autobiographies being written by “slaves” who miss their mastuh and want to go back to the good life on the plantations, where everything was provided for them. As one example. And definitely tons more in the erotic category.


I never heard of those bands, tbh.
Did the first one do “Killer Tofu”?


Music makes sense though. There is a formula that gets followed to make 99% of the pop songs out there. Pop music is math, and computers are good at that.
Like, I can see AI replacing Ed Sheeran…but Thom Yorke? Completely different product.
proceeds to fart on cake