The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

Oh come on. You know.

MAGA - TACO: “no they’re not!”

No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.

Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

This dating app profile is making my pee pee skin tight and veiny.

Which one?

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

Twice before lunch to be accurate

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

Looks like the artist is actually closer to those three points.

A Cockasaurus in the flesh.

Moms a real looker.

You sly fox

Was a little bit frightening.

Not suitable for Lemmy?

That elevator doesn’t skip the 13th floor.

Can some make a set of Bust-a-Nut bar earrings?

Some would even say that these are the same exact crab and they can prove it by saying they’re using seeing