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minus-squareWatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84arrow-down1·2 months agoI’d love to play poker against him.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56arrow-down1·2 months ago“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·2 months ago“Close enough.” “BINGO!” “The Game is over sir.” “Did I win?”
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 months agoNah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
minus-squareentwine413@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoBut you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
minus-squarechase_what_matters@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoHe does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWhich are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHe won. That’s all you need to know.
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months ago“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”
minus-squareZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoBy the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.
I’d love to play poker against him.
“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
“Close enough.”
“BINGO!”
“The Game is over sir.”
“Did I win?”
Nah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
But you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
He does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
Which are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
That’s actually “cRads”
He won. That’s all you need to know.
“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”
By the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.