Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

Spraying water seems too tame. Next time spray horny bug pheromones so they multiply like rabbits!

Respect to yo mama.

Of course there isn’t. They lost the Civil War and while y’all shoulda finished the job, they’ve been trying to get back at everyone since. The fact that there are confederate flags flown freely is insane to me, an outsider. Truly the ultimate “cuckolding” — they attempted to murder you en masse, lost, but still parade like they won, without consequence.

Way too much tolerance of the intolerant.

What fucking motive could possibly excuse abandoning entire states’ worth of people who were devastated by something outside their control?

If you vote for Trump, you’re a dumb piece of shit. It actually is that simple. You may not think you’re dumb or a piece of shit, but at a federal level, you’re both.

“Just in, this rare Laurentian ‘brown’. Renamed ‘cocoa’ in 1978 for political reasons, this one turned up outta nowhere at auction last week. Anyway, yours for 500 rupees.”

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“The Purge”.

Because wages are so low.

Yes? Durh?

This, but also if it’s this bad for me, why would I create more people to partake?

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It proves they’re mentally unfit to operate a vehicle.

Collect antiquities

Pro tip: just scan what you can in 3 minutes and take the rest as payment for doing their work.

Wait, you’re saying this isn’t a real demon?

Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.

I do hope in the coming years and decades, the media’s role in all of this is going to become far more apparent, and they will reap what they’ve sewn.

Ahh, could this be why I’ve started peeing blood and am so irritable all the time?

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the real solution. Eject rotors, then eject pilots. I think fighter jets basically do the same: eject canopy, then seat.