This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
The Purge begins in 3… 2… 1…
You have just lost the game
i hate you /s
“Message to all players: Resetting simulation in 24 hours”
Blink to save your current progress and stats
Don’t blink to return to character creation menu
“The other religion is the true one.”
I feel like a way worse thing to say would be “your religion is the right one.” This would 100% increase religious tensions and fan the flames of fanaticism. Saying the other one is true isn’t likely to play into people’s already established worldviews and established worldviews are not changed by a single sentence regardless of who or how it’s said.
“YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”
Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.
“Run.”
Oooooh good one
“Did you just switch it to broadcast? Fuck, turn it off!”
“All right, fuck it, we’ll do it live!”
Good one!
They’re all laughing at you behind your back.
The world will end in a year unless 80% of the human race is killed
“This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that’s gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you.”
Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.
I think if you said son or sons and left out “Jesus” you would get greater effect. Make it ambiguous enough that it calls to every Abrahamic religion.
use “your god” instead of god, “chosen one” instead of messiah and “evil” instead of satan and you get the polytheistic religions to join in as well.
also, some highly confused star wars fans, maybe.
Or just say “you are the antichrist. Go forth and conquer”
“Beans”
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying ‘flee at once - all is discovered.’ They all left town immediately.
― Mark Twain‘YOU! You know what you did! Make it right!’
Then sit back and look at all the guilty faces.
Might as well add a threat to it to really drive the point home.
“I hope you’ve enjoyed your free trial. Please consider subscribing before your trial end date in 3 days. All deleted data will not be recoverable.”
“You just lost The Game.”
Appropriate blast from the past!
Funny thing about that, it’s a losing battle to spread it since by the very rules of “the game”, you thought about the game to post it, and thus lost :D
Ah, however, one plays not to win, but to force others to also lose.
