Haha this is the best comment 😂

RIP

I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.

If it’s on camera you’ll be hugely famous

Unlucky

I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way

I wish I could give you gold for that

Wouldn’t surprise me but is there any proof of that?

I’ve read a load of academic articles on psychopaths recently. Narcissism is linked to all sorts of terrible behaviours, and cos they don’t accept they’re wrong, they don’t tend to change their behaviour even when they’re hurting themselves

I selflessly offer to do this for a modest sum of 100k per year.

This is just ridiculous

I agree. At most send an advisory message reminding the poster of rules and not to post worse. AT MOST. And I say that as someone who condemns the CEO murder and I don’t agree with Luigi being glorified in any way.

You were well connected!

Fair point

Yep and it’s discretionary. You can’t win as a mod you’ll never make everyone happy… it’s a lot of work for zero pay or thanks

That sounds good. The toffee tart bit not the gristle

Oh those lamb chops sound goooood. I’m guessing they were slow cooked or something

Ah the custard at my school was rank! I envy you.

Love your name BTW its adorable

Yes exactly and it’s CHILDREN FFS. How can anyone be against this