Dad has recently gotten himself a much younger girlfriend whom he has moved in last month. My bedroom and their bedroom are wall to wall. The fact that they fuck doesn’t make me uncomfortable - so happy for them, but they do it on max volume. No joke. Every night at 11 and in the morning at 6 on the clock. These walls are paper thin apparently.
Put some Dio on loud speakers and place them next to the shared wall
When dad’s going down on her:
HOLY DIVER!
You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what’s becomin’ of me
No, no, ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean
Oh don’t you see what I mean
HOLY DIVER!
There will never be another quite like Ronnie James Dio.
Dio has rocked for a long long time.
But now its time for him to pass the torch
He has songs of wildebeasts and angels
He has rocked on the wings of a demon
Fuck that, put cbat on
But then they’ll just start fucking to that rhythm, everyone knows it’s the best song to fuck to
Imagine midway in sex being thrusted into silently to that beat
I don’t know if I’d be mad or start laughing
Don’t lie, we all know the result would be you immediately climaxing