Dad has recently gotten himself a much younger girlfriend whom he has moved in last month. My bedroom and their bedroom are wall to wall. The fact that they fuck doesn’t make me uncomfortable - so happy for them, but they do it on max volume. No joke. Every night at 11 and in the morning at 6 on the clock. These walls are paper thin apparently.

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    6 hours ago

    When dad’s going down on her:

    HOLY DIVER!

    You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea

    Oh what’s becomin’ of me

    No, no, ride the tiger

    You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean

    Oh don’t you see what I mean

    HOLY DIVER!