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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is

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They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is

kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    sex worker prostitute

  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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    Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it’s not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s

    unsurprisingly this thread reeks, the culture here is not as progressive and woke as people constantly whine about

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    Its your mom!

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    A better question is what stats would you keep if they were kept?

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    I would gladly nominate your mother.

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    We all know it’s your mom.

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      Slowest pitch in history.

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        Not as slow as your moms fatass.

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          Wooooosh…

    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      I, too, nominate this person’s mother

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@hilariouschaos.com
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      Beet me to it

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        That’s why she’s the best in the business!

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        Red beet?

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    I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad

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    Well there’s Caroline Lacroix.

    She was a prostitute that caught the eye of King Leopold II, you know, the Belgian Congo guy. He ended up leaving her a pretty large portion of his blood money.

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      I think you could also make a strong argument for Zheng Yi Sao, basically seduced a pirate king and took over his fleet and became the most powerful pirate of all time.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao

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        Well I mean she’s not a goat at being a prostitute she’s a goat at being a pirate Queen.

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        I came here to say this

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        Also, Lola Montez, who nearly brought down the bavarian monarchy.

        Her ability to manipulate the king was so great that the Minister of State, Karl von Abel, was dismissed because he and his entire cabinet had objected to her being granted Bavarian nationality and the title of countess. The students at Munich University were divided in their sympathies, and conflicts arose shortly before the outbreak of the revolutions of 1848, which led the king, at Montez’s insistence, to close the university.

        Also, she is the subject of a great song by Volbeat

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          Haha are you trolling me? That’s literally my favorite song, I posted about it just a couple days ago.

          https://lemmy.world/post/41385078/21477362

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours. A record I very much would like to beat. 😤

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    There’s a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they’re probably up there:

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/sep/17/oldest-prostitutes-amsterdam-70-twins

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      Ben Franklin died too early.

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    We all know Trump is the real throatgoat.

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      I thought that was Nancy Reagan

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    I read that as “prostates” and was confused but intrigued

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      Reading this left me prostrate.

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    You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.

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    Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world

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      Her own sons included.

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    If it’s a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public or consolidated.

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