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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is

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They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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We all know it’s your mom.
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  Slowest pitch in history.
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    Not as slow as your moms fatass.
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      Wooooosh…
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  I, too, nominate this person’s mother
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  Beet me to it
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    That’s why she’s the best in the business!
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    Red beet?

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