I’ve lost all respect for that woman.
My diploma is a piece of paper that says I got a degree.
If I hang it up on someone else’s wall, that doesn’t transfer the degree and they aren’t suddenly qualified to perform stormwater discharge analysis.
But you might still hang it on a toddler’s wall to make them feel special.
I analyze storm water all the time with no degree. It takes like pee.
Running to my department head
“Shit! The bastards figured it out. They don’t need us!”
That won’t stop me
You really wanna fuck around with us?
We chose a career where we spend 50 hours a week explaining to developers that water runs downhill. We’re crazy motherfuckers who are always about to snap.
I just want the prestige
This is the second most American thing to happen to a Nobel Prize medal
lol :(
Wet noodles for spines…
You may have misinterpreted the headline. The Nobel committee was asked about Machado trying to bribe Trump into letting her be president of Venezuela by giving him her Nobel Peace Prize. They explained that, while the medal is a physical object that can be lost, stolen, sold, or given away, the Nobel Prize itself is non-transferable. This clarification was necessary because the president of the US has the mind of a child.
Who really cares what this joke award body says the award has always been bad and a way to sanitize its founders image and promote imperialism.
Like that damn Nobel laureate and known imperialist Malala Yousafzai.
This is the wrong decision. I’d’ve been pleased if they’d’ve said “you can’t transfer it: you can only give it back.”
…and the awardee for 2025 will be recorded forever as “declined”.
I think this is a better solution.


