OSLO, Jan 16 - The Nobel Peace Prize remains inseparably linked to the person or organisation that won it, though the medal can be given away, the Norwegian Nobel Committee said on Friday, a day after last year's winner gave her medal to U.S. President Donald Trump. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read more at straitstimes.com.
My diploma is a piece of paper that says I got a degree.
If I hang it up on someone else’s wall, that doesn’t transfer the degree and they aren’t suddenly qualified to perform stormwater discharge analysis.
But you might still hang it on a toddler’s wall to make them feel special.
I analyze storm water all the time with no degree. It takes like pee.
Running to my department head
“Shit! The bastards figured it out. They don’t need us!”
That won’t stop me
You really wanna fuck around with us?
We chose a career where we spend 50 hours a week explaining to developers that water runs downhill. We’re crazy motherfuckers who are always about to snap.
I just want the prestige