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ladyofleisure@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

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ladyofleisure@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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    This is a classical false dichotomy

    There is way more nuance from “freshly showered” over “natural human smell” to “grossly unclean”.

    That being said, my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!

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      False dickotomy, a classic type of logical phallusy

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        phallussy

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        Marry me

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!

      I think you may have reworded this on purpose for hilariousness (which it is).

      The joke goes, though: my dick may be small but it smells like a foot.

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      “Smells like a foot”

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    I found a dab of Lume after a shower will keep all unwanted smells away for 24 hours, or until the next shower. Thats my pro tip.

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      my pro tip.

      I see what you did there.

    • three@lemmy.zip
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      Based grassroots advertiser.

      • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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        I had to Google it. It is just an ad lol

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    Both? Both. Both is good

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    Can we changre his name to Elon Musk of a sweaty cock

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    Uncircumsized complicates this further and that smell increases more quickly.

    Source: 😏

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      Does it though? Most of mine comes from ball sweat marinading the whole thing for hours on end during the day.

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        🥵

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        Under the foreskin starts getting smelly fast, imho

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          How would you know the difference? Did you get circumcised as an adult or something?

        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          Drink more water. I noticed it’s less severe if your piss is more hydrated and you also wipe your penis when going to take a leak.

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            I drink a ton of water and only water. I also wipe because I sit down when I pee. (There’s nothin that crazy bout me, I’m just takin a whiz, mind your own biz, why’s everybody starin at me?)

            So I mean, already do that, but I’m also very smell-sensitive in general, so maybe I’m just very sensitive to the smell.

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              Some people just have worse BO than others, unfortunately. My wife can go a week without showering and smell like nothing, while my body will defeat 48h deodorant in 4h. This is unaffected by diet and shower frequency (for me)

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              ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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            Wipe?! Great heavens!

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              Keep a bit of 80 grit in your pocket for this.

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                As is tradition

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              Takes a second and one piece. I usually only do it at home since I sit down. If I am out I usually use the urinals and of course you don’t wipe there.

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                that is what the sink is for…

                • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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                  Huh?

              • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                since I sit down

                A man of culture and grace.

                • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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                  Quite. Makes less mess as well. I now even do it at uni since the bathrooms are clean (people clearly have manners)

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      It nurtures the smell. I call it the “cheesemaker”

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        God I love the smell of dick cheese

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          Dick Cheese Charcuterie is the name of my garrage band.

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