How has Jesus got a paraffin lamp?
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Cause of course no Christian ever suffered anything, for they were under His protection, mmh? Maybe He was a bit distracted…
No, you don’t understand, he was just testing them. Totally a prank, bro.
rAmen
I always found the shepherd metaphor questionable, on account of the reason you keep sheep is to eat them
I think it’s highly appropriate, as sheep are fleeced.
Also wool and milk, but ultimately, yeah.
Hail Satan
Hail, Satan! Hail, Satan and all the devils of hell!
Hail, Astaroth. Hail, Asmodeus. Hail, Yokshodoth. Hail, the wicked kings of the ninth circle! Piss into the eyes of the infant Christ!
I love it
Amen🤟
11 - So Paul stayed in Corinth for a year and a half, teaching them the word of God.
NIV, for those wondering what usually came next.
12 - And Billy-bob-joe-ray said “dang woke lib shit. Fake news God!” and put on his Make Bethlehem Great Again hat.
Semen
A man.
A plan. A canal. Panama!
Tacos
Nema
mena
