Not even adjacent, please. Loop liminal; coronal; orbital, even. Just, not in the motherfucker.
I want the warning so I can best avoid coming in contact with the loop.
Just keeping you in the loop…

Tangential to the loop
Loop orthogonal
Loop visitor visa
This is why I have a wife.
If you want access to the loop you must accept the risks and consequences
You can break free from the loop by throwing your hands up in the air and saying “not my circus, not my monkeys.”
I learned IRL a little while ago that saying doesn’t apparently hold the same meaning in Spanish (Tican? Argentinian?), but it still gets a laugh. The abuelas I said it around didn’t elaborate and just giggled at the silly American… but maybe someone here can shed some light? 😅🤷🏼♂️🤪
Ah maybe they mean Musk’s Hyper Loop? Then I wholly understand and agree.
I’d like to not be aware of that.
Brother, may I have some loops?
“I want to be aware of the loop and its contents”
Thats ‘in the loop’ though!
You could maybe argue that ‘in the loop’ implies that someone else in the loop has knowingly informed you of the loop’s contents, hence bringing you ‘in the loop’, whereas you could be aware of the loop’s contents without being intentionally informed, such as if a high ranking military official accidentally added you to a group chat you weren’t supposed to know about.
Admittedly that’s pretty iffy, and maybe there’s not really a humorous way to convey that they want to be aware of things without others knowing what they know or being expected to act on said information.
Paraloop
Or if you go loopy, you just don’t care about the loop anymore…
You have become loop.







