What a shame. I was super excited to send money to this grifter and show off how much of a patriot I am. And it’s fake gold, which everyone knows is super classy.
What a shame. I was super excited to send money to this grifter and show off how much of a patriot I am. And it’s fake gold, which everyone knows is super classy.
Just roll a tatty low end Android phone in gold glitter and burn a grand.
It’ll be classier and probably work better.
Roll a tatty?
What’s tatties, precious?
I don’t speak a dialect of English that uses that word but context clues tell me “tatty” means “the shittiest barely functional one electron away from being a brick phone fractions of a penny can buy”.
When I’ve heard “tatty,” it’s been short for “tattered.” Like “threadbare.” However, as you said, from context I assume that’s not what’s meant here.
It’s also potatoes.
Potatoes
ROLL A TATTY!
Roll Tatties!