If you’re still on that shitty site and you aren’t someone who needs it for professional reasons, like journalists, I don’t want you in any of the spaces where I am. Stay there.

Don’t forget, trying to stop csam is censorship or something. Ffs

That’s the correct response from a leader. If someone disagrees with you, penalize them. It’s only fair. /s

Oh dear, Tim. I guess you just told us your future.

The worst part of owning the world’s tiniest violin is having to look for it so damn often.

Seriously, bud. It’s a damn shame that you voted to hurt people and ended up getting hurt yourself. I almost think it would have been better not to elect a nazi asshole.

Cowards.

“I mean, I would rather sleepwalk into fascism than put myself on the line to stop it.”

That’s what you said.

That’s some real dumbass shit to say.

I honestly couldn’t understand why we weren’t collectively beating the shit out of cops when they brutalized people in 2020 at protests and videos were all over twitter. Don’t count on our compatriots. They are mostly asleep.

What a great band. Saw them live in 2024. Would recommend if they come to your area.

It’s not like they pay taxes. They’re freeloaders. Why feed them? Let’s go commit more crimes.

It’s really cool how he made all this money in a state that had favorable conditions for his tech business and then wants to run away without paying his share for infrastructure. Asshole.

Yes, that’s exactly why we had to stop. She pounced when we weren’t playing and scratched my eye. Luckily, no permanent damage. (I was lying down when she got me.)

Well, I put in a bunch of personal info and then it rejected two 2FA codes that it sent to my phone so I couldn’t submit at the end. Sigh.

“What else can we do that’s hostile to our customers?”

The next move will be bringing back Clippy and then a full-screen ad that you have to dismiss every ten seconds.

Exactly. I’ve been doing it for so long (because otherwise my cats would splash the water) that I find it gross when people leave them open to flush.

Something else that just occurred to me… It’s only a matter of time before we kidnap Zelensky to end Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

Is he still the non-interventionist candidate? /s

Every man who posts the meme should have to use this.

Hang on everybody… I have to think about this. I think maybe I wanna do what he says. I mean, he’s gotta be a genius cause he’s a ceo, so how could his advice (demands) be wrong?

He’s right. AI bullshit is fucking magic.