It’s actually pretty cool though
Needs more gun
Murica TM
have these at retirement homes. they’re great for people with severe dementia
Remember when the broccoli farmers dumped a ton of broccoli in front of the White House?
No child of mine will have fine motor skills or hand and eye coordination!
There is also a fidget spinner designed to give the baby ADHD!
You can’t give people ADHD, it’s not something you cook up.
Evidently. 😂
I see the joke comprehension dependency wasn’t injected :P
I caught ADHD from my friend in highschool when we were making out in the storeroom before art class.
No, that was cuties.
Is it not cooties? Cuties is a group of cute things.
Also a brand of citrus fruit
Through trauma, all things are possible
Then what are these sores on my dick?
give me two months and an electroshock collar and i definitely could give you adhd
I think they confused ADHD with autism.
What?
tHe TyLeNoL iS gIvInG yOuR cHiLdReN aUtIsM!!!1!!1!!!11
Does it come with a Covert Companion?
“Click out of one…”
I’ve heard of those referred to as “busy boards”
No they’re a Chinese plot to have every child become sleeper agents who will then unlock your front door so a Chinese soldier can come in and poop in your toilet, move your salt and pepper shaker and mess with your pillow configuration on your bed.
You missed the CCP new 5 year plan, they’re swapping the salt and sugar containers as well now
My honest, hard-working American feng shui!
Those are all things my kid does without the help of a third party.
Honestly, if Chinese operatives had the power to enter random US homes and kill people they would.
Yes, militaries do tend to attract nationalistic psychos. The US Marines have done the same thing to many civilians. The have whole in-group rituals about it.
Bu Bu Bu BUT HER EMAILS~!?!?!
Where’s the pill bottle cap and a BIC lighter? Those are skills kids born today will need when they grow up. Maybe like a bubble wrap sheet but with beer can ring pulls instead?
Best I can do
I want to know the origin… Did someone get sick of others stealing their lighter lol?
Seems likely to me that someone came up with that pun and also had too much time and some concrete.
No idea
They need those skills in the US. Obviously not in China
I hope they make a LOT of noise too, otherwise I’m not getting one.
The noise-making toys have a tendency to go “missing” in our house.
If you hate your friends partner, buy their kid a drum set 😉
Give one to a husky owner and tell them it’s a dog toy 😏
I went to Montessori and it was awesome. I got tons of memories from there even though I wasn’t more than 4-6 years old, which is really saying something.
Is that when they lure kids into the basement by promising them wine and then build a brick wall around them?
No, you’re thinking of “the cask of amontillado”. Montessori was an old monastery south of Rome, which was destroyed by ravaging children in WWII.
Would absolutely not surprise me if this were true.
