Fireworks and alcohol are a blast, apparently.

  • BanMe@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    When I was a kid, my (pot-dealing, irresponsible as hell) grandmother would take me fishing early in the AM. Before the sun would come up, sometimes we’d set off roman candles in a line. She insisted that I be several yards away, the roman candle be properly set up on level surfaces, everything by the book.

    My ‘responsible,’ upper class inlaws have a 4th of July party where all the kids and grandkids are given roman candles to hold in their hands, with the instructions “try to point them away from people.” Of course they hold them in their dominant hands, too. Sigh.

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    7 hours ago

    I saw similar images from guys trying to punch a hole in the wall in Germany like in the US houses.

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    5 hours ago

    I’m always treated like a loser nerd for stopping some drunk dad from throwing a box of leftover fireworks on the bonfire or something, because it’s not like anything would happen. We’ve done this a dozen times!

    But, survivorship bias aside, injuries are very common! And severe!

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    11 hours ago

    Literally the first rule of handling firecrackers is to not lit them in the hand until you 101% sure that you will have enough time to throw it away. And still it mostly applies to small ones.

    So better to light them on the ground and quickly move you hand away, since even 4 inches of distance is much better than having point blank explosion right near your hand in case of firecracker malfunctioning.

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    13 hours ago

    Damn. I didn’t know there could be gore without flesh nor blood.

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      10 hours ago

      These aren’t actually x-rays. They’re extremely efficient degloving incidents.

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    13 hours ago

    #6-8 look to still have their thumbs, they should be able to retain some function.

    The rest look like they all get pirate hooks for their stumps

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      1 hour ago

      1 and 3 do look fixable if they can reconnect enough blood vessels fast enough before the tissue dies, depends on how fast they got to the hospital

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    9 hours ago

    I remember that as a kid in China, my uncle would give me a stick of incense to ignite fireworks with to put some distance between my short ass 6 year old arms. And also, with the exception of the roman candles, they had to be placed on the ground and I wasn’t allowed to hold them.

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    13 hours ago

    Because of birth defects and stuff like this, given that we’re all suppose to have two hands, I wonder what the actual ratio of hands to people is.

    It must be far less than 2.

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    13 hours ago

    I would expect 8 of those 9 to be straight-up nubbed. Not worth the effort.

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    11 hours ago

    I hope one of these is my neighbor who was illegally setting off fireworks for 3 hours after the new year started.