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Something I would stick on my forehead.
Without the Pepto-Bismol ocean background:
I came to comment the opposite - We need a second layer of pointless a e s t h e t i c borders /s
Ah but my fantasy is swimming in an ocean of Pepto-Bismol
Ok, here’s a square of your ocean, then:
That looks like an unfocused microscopic view of a histologic specimen.
Stealing is stupid, ruins lives, ruins civic organization & safety. If you like the sign so much, go to a sign fabricator and have one made.
Put that shit on my front door.
Would you keep the bed bath & beyond. com website to display on your front door too?
But maybe add some text underneath: “Dogs are okay though”
Wrong kind of short haired quadroped for me :/
Darn, you got there first. Maybe I’ll go make a sign that says: No primates, sauropsids, or invertebrates.
Hey some bugs are cool, I wouldn’t exclude them
Yeah, anything that kills yellowjackets and other (anti-)social wasps is welcome here!
Within reason, of course. I have a strict maximum occupancy and a no-swarming policy.
Exceptions will be made for contained individuals of limited orders of the insect class on a case-by-case basis, including but not limited to:
-Lepidoptera (They’re pretty)
-Odonata (Just generally cool and eat pests)
-Orthoptera (They hop funny)
-Phasmida (They’re like ninjas)
-Hemiptera (True bugs)
-Coleoptera (Ladybugs and other beetles)
Guests agree to hold proprietor blameless and wave the right to sue in the event an individual escapes containment and/or proprietor finds an individual on their person and has to kill it with fire.
Hear that boys? All deliveries must be made in the rear!
My back door can handle all your packages.
Just let me deliver my load.
