PIC s3e10 “The Last Generation”
Hard mode: How might the rest of this limerick play out?
There was a young woman from Venus
Who fancied the most logical genus
Once they were wed
She cried from their bed
“how long 'til I get your penis?!”
There was a young lady from Venus
Equipped with the world’s largest penis
She met a Nausicaan
Who was hung like a hoss’ican
And said “Let’s play Dom-jot between us!”
Who loved to suck Data’s penis.
So fuck you, Picard
Cuz Data’s rock hard
And you’ll all regret that you seen this
No regerts.
There once was a lady from Venus
Who everyone thought was a genius
We asked for her thoughts
She replied in some Scots
“I dinnae ken what ye said, ya weenis”Who wasn’t in the same genus.
She has a big tail.
And knocked things off without fail
She happened to be my Felis.
Too much of that and I’ll eject the warp core
I sung this is my head to the tune of the Wellerman shanty.
Data’s always one step away from an HR complaint.
Human Resources has no jurisdiction over non-humans. Data can do what he wants.
So can Worf, come to think of it.
Humanoid Resouces?
I guess it shoul be SR, Sentient Resources.
There was a Star Trek novel where a Horta joined the crew. Not sure if it was the first non-humanoid member of Starfleet, but it was a petty great addition to the plot.
- There was a young woman from Venus
- Whose body was shaped like a penis
- She made a trip to Phylos
- And you may think it’s gross
- But Spock II took her right up his anus
What about the gentleman from Nantucket? Or the guy with the low hanging ears
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