Where’s my “I’m up all night working alone, cause today is just another day” crew?
Ticketmaster
- Online fee: $73.27
- Convenience fee: $13.22
- Keyboard fee: $7.40
- Nickel and dime fee: $0.15
- Sponsor fee powered by Pepsi MAX: $23.83
- Satanic fee: $6.66
- H@X0R fee: $13.37
- CrAzY 8’s fee: $88.88
- It’s your lucky day! fee: $4.17
- Prime fee: $37.00
- Accountants told us we could do this fee: $21.66
- We hate fans fee: $51.96
- We also hate the band fee: $61.05
- Notices bulge fee: $OwO
- Oh and the venue can eat a dick fee: $20.80
- Asking you to buy insurance fee: $4.93
- We put your name in the Goblet of Fire fee: $3.82
- Free fee: $0.01
- Enter your birth year: 1979
- Good Smashing Pumpkins song fee: $19.79
- Your birth year divided by 100 fee: $19.79
- Neighbor fee: $1.32
- Weed fee: $4.20
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☐ Yes, please! ☐ I would love to!
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Satanic fee 🤣🤣🤣
I like the weed fee.
You forgot the oral sex fee. And the no scope fee. Without those a ten year old fucks your mom.
I’ve upgraded to the skybox for the full experience. Comes with other fun amenities, like back pain, loud kids, and existential depression.
You have to sneak in the alcohol.
Aren’t you meant to be banging two chicks at the same time?
Need a million dollars for that.
You don’t need a million bucks to do nothing. Take a look at my cousin. He’s broke. Don’t do shit.
See you there!
You & OP are roommates??
And they were roommates
just like in ancient times
Expensive?
It’s about $170 on average in the US, give or take. It’s a subscription, though, so in reality it’s over $5K/mo. Technically it can be ended simply at any time, but most choose not to. The average American will spend over $3M on it in their lifetime.
LOL
