If you are unable to attend the event due to a covered reason (for example, sickness, burns, sick burns, loss of covered limbs, death of a family member, death of a friend, death of a salesman, etc), we will send a text saying, “that sux LOL,” to the phone number provided for a fee. Text and data rates may apply. Contact your carrier for details.
Would you like to insure your ticket for $12.99?
☐ Yes, please! ☐ I would love to!
What does insurance do?
If you are unable to attend the event due to a covered reason (for example, sickness, burns, sick burns, loss of covered limbs, death of a family member, death of a friend, death of a salesman, etc), we will send a text saying, “that sux LOL,” to the phone number provided for a fee. Text and data rates may apply. Contact your carrier for details.
You must select one to continue.
Satanic fee 🤣🤣🤣
I like the weed fee.
You forgot the oral sex fee. And the no scope fee. Without those a ten year old fucks your mom.