Hmm… She is crazy, but I can’t just ignore the signs right?
It was posted on the Internet. You basically have to do it.

damn. being called the drummer in Metallica is basically fighting words, big time.
Hello, I’m much older than you, I recommend not reproducing for a better future. Do whatever makes you both happy, though, it’s your choice.
Plenty of birth control options that allow the full nut experience these days.
What if you have a nut allergy
Or, crazy thought, get a vasectomy and spray away.
The majority of vasectomies are irreversible, I wouldn’t personally try to push it upon people who don’t want one but power to the ones who do.
If we’re recommending not reproducing, it’s a guaranteed method to solve a problem. I’m not saying push it on people, but if one doesn’t want (more) kids, get the snip and fling some yogurt.
flinging yogurt comes with cleanup to do afterwards, which sucks
That’s what towels are for
Not my problem
I, on the other hand, want to Cyber bully everyone into getting vasectomies. Because they’re irreversible.
GET A VASECTOMY FATTY FAT FAT FATTY
*Laughs in Greek Demigod.
Fun fact: in the US, your health insurance will likely make it very affordable if not free because they don’t want to pay out for future birth/child-related expenses. The uno-reverse, on the other hand…
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Look at my thumb. Boy you’re dumb.
Fanking! Nice.






