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      Some people honor their loved ones by burying them with the things that made them happy. We buried my grandmother with her porn tapes and dildo/vibrator collection.

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        I don’t know if that last part is a joke, but my buddy and his brothers slipped the porn VHS that was still in the VCR when his grandfather died in his casket along with a bottle of Crown Royal.

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          Not a joke at all. Also, being the fucked up family we are, we weren’t not gonna watch it at least for a moment.

          My review of Titty Fuck Follies: not my thing, but great fun for the family.

          But for serious, being Jewish, they won’t let you bury synthetic materials. But when my uncle was asked to bring an outfit for my grandmother to the funeral home, he also packed up the porn and paraphernalia in an HEB grocery bag and took it on down. He asked them to not look at it, but just to bury it with her. They later told us that they had to look at it for liability reasons, but since they knew my grandmother, they totally understood and just casually tossed it in her casket.

          Note: my grandmother was well known at her condo for telling all the new residents how to use the bubble jets in the hot tub to have an orgasm.

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            I did not realize who I was replying to hahaha. So hi there, friend!

            I don’t believe in an afterlife but if I’m wrong I hope wherever your grandmother is she met up with my buddy’s grandpa and they’re terrorizing ghosts with porn and toys together.

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              My grandmother used to talk about how beautiful she was in high school and college, and that she thought everyone should get to be happy, which is why she loved showing off her body to every boy or girl, no matter what walk of life they came from. She also used to tell my oldest sister about how much she loved giving blowjobs, and that my sister should learn to enjoy it because it can be a lot of fun.

              I guarantee you that my grandmother has a line wrapped around whenever haunted house you’re envisioning, and she’s having the time of her afterlife.

              So hi there, friend!

              -hug- it’s always a good day when I get a friendly “howdy” from ya

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          Ah yes, religious rituals recorded on tape and an offering for the dead soul to carry with him to the afterlife.

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      Reminds me of like a caliper but for checking girth and like hole size if the holes and nipples are different sizes

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      Gambling would require they be standardized, and we have enough examples that aren’t similarly sized or constructed that seems unlikely.

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        Unless they had a governing body it’s probably more natural to see a diverse set of sizes and constructions. When you’re shooting dice in the street it’s more fun to have (or make) your own for luck/cheating

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      It looks like you would wrap fibers around the vertices to make something 3d out of frabric tbh.

      Edit: it seems my theory has been largely discounted 😔