Stefan_S_from_H@discuss.tchncs.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoJake Paul and Andrew Tate received a beatingdiscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up1921arrow-down116file-text
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minus-squareStefan_S_from_H@discuss.tchncs.deOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 days agoWasn’t there an MMA fight scheduled between him and Mark Zuckerberg? Maybe he is M.A.C.O. ;-)
minus-squareFurbag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·21 hours agoHe pussied out of that one. As much as I dislike Zuck, he definitely trains in combat sports (I think Jiu Jitsu?) and Musk is just a fat loser with a big mouth. He would have lost easily.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoLet’s see this card when they’re in prison together.
minus-squareLady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 hours agoThat’s not fair. He could have been so off his face on drugs he didn’t feel anything and just didn’t go down.
minus-squarestabby_cicada@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·edit-21 day agoI remember that! Musk realized Zuck actually trained in MMA and wimped the fuck out.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 days agoHis mom said he has to go back inside.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoNo way, Musk is a martial arts master. The martial art of laying on your back and kicking up while screaming.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·23 hours agoWhen I was a kid I once did that as a joke while roughhousing with my brother. It was surprisingly effective.
minus-squareRandom Dent@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoThat’s pretty much how cats fight, and there are plenty of scary animals that won’t fuck with cats lol.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 hours agoIt always brings to mind that kangaroo from Looney Tunes when I remember it.
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoI won a fight with this skill when I was somewhere between grade 1 and 4 against someone 5ish years older than me!
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoLBJ (the President, not LeBron James) was famous for this, too.
Musk next pls
Wasn’t there an MMA fight scheduled between him and Mark Zuckerberg? Maybe he is M.A.C.O. ;-)
He pussied out of that one. As much as I dislike Zuck, he definitely trains in combat sports (I think Jiu Jitsu?) and Musk is just a fat loser with a big mouth. He would have lost easily.
Let’s see this card when they’re in prison together.
I’ll tune in to that one live.
That’s not fair. He could have been so off his face on drugs he didn’t feel anything and just didn’t go down.
Captain Ketamine!
I remember that! Musk realized Zuck actually trained in MMA and wimped the fuck out.
His mom said he has to go back inside.
No way, Musk is a martial arts master. The martial art of laying on your back and kicking up while screaming.
When I was a kid I once did that as a joke while roughhousing with my brother. It was surprisingly effective.
That’s pretty much how cats fight, and there are plenty of scary animals that won’t fuck with cats lol.
It always brings to mind that kangaroo from Looney Tunes when I remember it.
I won a fight with this skill when I was somewhere between grade 1 and 4 against someone 5ish years older than me!
LBJ (the President, not LeBron James) was famous for this, too.
At least 2 on 1, please.