Forgot the maggot hat

I love how her mouth is actually prolapsed.
This is such a weird post
She’s supposed to be blonde … the blonder, the better
My first thought as well! Nothing MAGA likes better than a bleach blonde with Mar-a-Lago face.
Reminds me of Guns n’ Roses …
…
You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I’d like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!!
…(lyrics from the Guns 'n Roses song ‘Get in the Ring’)
Fried blonde. The frieder blonde the better
You could have just, you know… not posted this. 🤢
Sentence of the day
The Hollywood Reporter describes Mar-a-Lago face as a “Fellini-esque exaggeration of the dolled-up Fox News anchorwoman look”
This is great,love that this exists.
Cis people should not be allowed gender affirmation. This always goes wrong. I propose mandatory mocking.
It’s missing the gaudy diamond cross between those sacks of silicon.
😂 Nice suggestion.
Goblin-face.
That’s the salt monster from star trek, right?
I just installed blorp and I haven’t laughed so much in a long time… goddamn
Blorp has an app and it works on piefed?
May have to try that. Hmm may have to spin up an instance too. Well there goes my weekend
Blorp dev here. If you’re interested in running Blorp as an alternative frontend for your instance, checkout these instructions. Since we don’t yet support all PieFed and Lemmy features, I recommend running it alongside the official frontend for any admin config stuff you need to do.
Blorp has an app and I just made a piefed account to see content
Hey now, let’s show a little respect to the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
Ha, j/k. Fuck that pos.
Can you imagine getting a blowjob from one of those freaks?! This pic woke me to just how disgusted I would feel.
All that lip filler is a secret mating call to conservative men indicating they are ready to suck so much dick.
Damn, I should get some lip filler. 👀
Botox
I thought we were past making fun of people’s appearances. This kind of thing just hurts innocent people who look similar to the people you’re making fun of, even if your actual target is a fascist.
just hurts innocent people who look similar to the people you’re making fun of

My pearls!No one is born looking like this.
No, but their plastic surgery isn’t hurting anyone. It just feels bad to me to make fun of someone’s appearance, especially women. It seems like something the misogynists currently in power would do. Plus, there’s no shortage of other legitimate criticisms of these people.
When they are choosing to undergo a surgery to look this way then it’s fair game.








