I’d like to be the filling in that Stone/Parker sandwich if you get what I’m saying.

Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow.

It’s a magical night tonight.

It’s not the length of the weapon it’s how you use it.

Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.

Eggs also make eggnog.

Eggs are more than just a breakfast food.

I’ll have you know that they make fantastic breakfasts, lunches, dinners and snacks.

That’s disgusting who would do something like that?

These days when I go to the store to buy eggs they give me money.

Biden couldn’t do that.

Is that Gabe?

People have a right to do this but should they is the better question.

My family hates when I talk about how awesome Trump is so now I just do a Friendsgiving with like-minded people.

It’s the look of a man who trusted a fart.

Typical shark fucker.

But does anyone ever consider the oil company CEO’s bonuses?

They started off this century pretty strong though.

I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.

Does he have either of those though?

If you don’t want people to see it maybe you shouldn’t be doing it anyways.