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    When you’re done, just before putting it away, press up on the space between your balls and anus. 9 out of 10 times it stops this from happening for me! Sometimes I do it again after zipping up for good measure lol

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      I’m not sure that appearing to reach under your nuts and fingering your butt in a public toilet is the best idea.

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        So then drop your pants and make sure everyone sees what you’re doing, no confusion!

        “See guys, I’m not fingering my butt! Its the taint!” Lol

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          “taint” is from " 't ain’t dick, 't ain’t asshole". As the proper spot to press is, in fact, the very base of the “dick”, 't ain’t taint.

          The proper nomenclature for the anterior perineum is actually “gooch”.

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        Casual taint massage at the urinals

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        Why not?

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        Who cares what people think?

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        Why are you monitoring where people are reaching while they’re using a urinal?

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    Press the urethra upward from the perineum and this wont happen.

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    You can shake and rattle / squirm or dance / but the very last drop / ends up in the pants

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    Directions to fix: Kegel, goose your taint, pinch at the base of the shaft, squeeze up and out the last drop. Dab with a square of TP. No more piss pants

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    calicocutpants.com

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      getcalicocutpants.com

      YA GOTTA GIVE

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    If I don’t go full balls over-the-fence style at the urinal this happens 100% of the time, no matter how well I think I’ve done.

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    Brother, men can do kegels too.

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    Does this happen even when sitting down?

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