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minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoWhen you’re done, just before putting it away, press up on the space between your balls and anus. 9 out of 10 times it stops this from happening for me! Sometimes I do it again after zipping up for good measure lol
minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·1 day agoI’m not sure that appearing to reach under your nuts and fingering your butt in a public toilet is the best idea.
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoSo then drop your pants and make sure everyone sees what you’re doing, no confusion! “See guys, I’m not fingering my butt! Its the taint!” Lol
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day ago“taint” is from " 't ain’t dick, 't ain’t asshole". As the proper spot to press is, in fact, the very base of the “dick”, 't ain’t taint. The proper nomenclature for the anterior perineum is actually “gooch”.
minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoCasual taint massage at the urinals
minus-squareramius345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 day agoWho cares what people think?
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoWhy are you monitoring where people are reaching while they’re using a urinal?
When you’re done, just before putting it away, press up on the space between your balls and anus. 9 out of 10 times it stops this from happening for me! Sometimes I do it again after zipping up for good measure lol
I’m not sure that appearing to reach under your nuts and fingering your butt in a public toilet is the best idea.
So then drop your pants and make sure everyone sees what you’re doing, no confusion!
“See guys, I’m not fingering my butt! Its the taint!” Lol
“taint” is from " 't ain’t dick, 't ain’t asshole". As the proper spot to press is, in fact, the very base of the “dick”, 't ain’t taint.
The proper nomenclature for the anterior perineum is actually “gooch”.
Casual taint massage at the urinals
Why not?
Who cares what people think?
Why are you monitoring where people are reaching while they’re using a urinal?