• I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    To me, breaking spaghetti is just a big sign that someone is a novice at cooking. It’s done because the person thinks they can’t fit them in the pot and are too inexperienced to know that the noodles will soften enough in just a few seconds to push them the rest of the way in.

    It’s less “My Italian ancestors would be horrified” and more “Do you know what you’re doing? Would you like some help before you ruin whatever dish you’re trying to make?”

    • Soup@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      Or they just like smaller pieces. I don’t break pasta, but also spaghetti is a pretty shit shape for pasta and it feels like just weak attempt at a noodle more than anything.

      I swear, people that cook Italian food just have zero creativity. “Oh I only use two ingredients but they’re quality” is such a lame excuse. “Yea this plate of mediocre pasta costs $25-30 no matter where you go but if you ignore the pho place next door it’s a pretty good deal!” Like, just a bunch of losers who don’t enough going for them so they get all juiced up on being pricks over their mediocre food.

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        more like a rule of thumb, if they don’t know how to cook the most simple and easiest thing to cook, what else will they fuck up.

        horror story, was studying for finals at a friend’s place, and his wife cooking dinner… I know because the first thing I hear is the spaghetti being snapped in half, them she boiled them for 40 minutes before dumping a cold jar of sauce and no cheese… Couldn’t focus on studying, that was torture

        • gustofwind@lemmy.world
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          6 hours ago

          Look I’m not one to go around pointing out how people on the internet just tell lies but if this is the story you’re going to use to paint people who break their spaghetti as ignoramuses who not only can’t cook but will actually fuck it up…

          his wife didn’t boil anything for forty minutes because there would be no water left well before then

          • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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            6 hours ago

            ok, if you want more specific details, she boiled them for like 10, then left them in the hot water soaking for half an hour.

              • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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                2 hours ago

                I’m itself breaking then isn’t a bad thing, at least not an unforgivable sin, it’s just an indicator of what else will they fuck up.

    • 5too@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      In our case, it’s a sign that my kids struggle with extra-long noodles. We’re letting them get used to scooping with a fork before worrying about much longer strands.

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      7 hours ago

      I can use a slightly smaller pot if I break the spaghetti

      “Ruin” lmao also 0 difference to my tastebuds

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      8 hours ago

      To me, the breaking of spaghetti is just a thing smug snobs like to use as a call out to make others feel less than.

      If someone breaks pasta noodles, who fucking cares? It tastes the same!

      I’ve been cooking homemade from scratch pastas for over 30 years. I break the spaghetti if I feel like the dish needs shorter noodles. So no, I know exactly what I’m doing and I don’t need your help.

      Ffs… thinking a dish is “ruined” because someone Broke the spaghetti. LMAO!

      • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6 hours ago

        Fuck the pasta police!

        I rarely make homemade anymore and can easily twirl my long noodles without a spoon (wøōp), but don’t give a crap how others enjoy their pasta. So long as those sweet carbs make it in the word hole, all is good.

      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        Or we’re adults who still haven’t quite figured out how to properly and appropriately wrap long spaghetti around a fork. 30+ years on in life, and I still end up dropping noodles and wearing sauce splatters when I try.

        In b4 someone comes along and says sKiLL iSsuE. Yes, it is a skill and it is an issue. It’s also why I prefer rotini, or other small pastas.

        In fact I’m starting to think I should just use chopsticks with spaghetti, as I have no problem eating ramen and lo mein that way.

        • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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          I can eat spaghetti “properly” but it’s also painfully slow. If I’m somewhere in public there’s no way in Hell I’m ordering spaghetti because I don’t want to be eating like 30+ minutes later than everyone else.

          I wouldn’t say I eat slow by any means (generally speaking) but it seems like people these days can’t wait to shovel down food fast enough so I’m already at a disadvantage from the start.

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        8 hours ago

        Or they want an effortless-to-eat meal, not having to choose between getting all dirty and spending more time rolling the damn pasta on the fork than eating

    • Caveman@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      I have cooked pasta 100s of times and I prefer it broken. Long pasta in annoying when you twirl it on a fork since you get often too much too little.

      Also nice that the cooking is standardised so you can test a single pasta and know it’s a representative sample.

      And if your pot size is small, it takes a lot longer than a couple of seconds to soften enough to push it in.