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irelephant [he/him]@programming.devM to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

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irelephant [he/him]@programming.devM to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago
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    close the door to the server room.

    hang out in there for several hours

    smoke weed, do illicit shit

    nap

    maybe fap once or twice

    plug router back in

    man that was a serious issue

    that’ll be $3,640

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      You must be my mechanic.

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        Your mechanic sits on your car smoking weed and fapping?

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          Yours doesn’t?

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            No he doesn’t. There isn’t space for him. I’m in the car with 4 friends smoking weed and fapping already while he checks the engine.

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              same idea as when everyone around me in the train started fapping?

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              I guaran-fuckin-tee you while he “checks the engine” he’s smoking weed and fapping in your engine bay and at least one other mechanic is in there doing it with him. That’s just the way things are, homie

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              You’re in the car and the mechanic is on the car so I don’t see your point bud.

            • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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              Bold.

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      $69,420

      • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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        Nice! 👍

    • Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.works
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      Good ass ventilation, thats the fuckin spot to light up

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        I’ve got good ass ventilation. I ventilate it every day. I don’t suggest you light up near my ass ventilation though…

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          this comment chain is on point ☝️👉☝️!

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