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imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
Is that Jack Black?
Yesss was going to comment this!
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.
Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Removed from the environment.
I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.
They go into space, where they become stars.
into another environment
No, out of the environment
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Have you met “people”?
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift… The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average…
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
Came here to say this
Also if you combine it with fire, you can turn your boring existing problem into an exciting new problem!
Shit, Zeppelins again
Oh the poomanity!
Shit zeppelins, Randers
North Korea Style
Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it…
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This is a gag gift, right?
Yes, I’m pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.
This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.
Nope, put shit in a trash bag and fill it up with helium… bam! You got floating shit.
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally…
