My wii, 3ds and wiiU are ready 😂✌🏻
( have about 3Tb of wiiU install files and filled the SD of my 3ds with games )
Yes. Because you’ll have food, water, electricity to run a computer, and leisure gaming time during such a time.
Solar panels are a great investment for the apocalypse.
They probably are. Along with the skill to wire them properly.
I suppose it depends which type of apocalypse we are talking about. A zombie outbreak would, at least theoretically, leave infrastructure mostly intact. Nuclear war wouldn’t.
Out of those two which would be most likely?
Hard to say.
When I was a kid, pre-internet, there was a “computer club” that was basically a massive pirating event held once a month.
TV and Amiga in the car, large room in a hotel in Dublin city. You set up and swapped cracked games with all the other people there, copying floppies. It was so exciting to little me.
Best game ever!

Wow. Cool picture. Instant transportation to kid me.
The latest versions of it were the hottest thing doing the rounds at those meet ups.
I don’t plan on surviving any apocalypse. Also, the electrical grid will probably be one of the first things to go.
But not electricity itself.
I plan to relocate near a hydro dam, Take a laptop, charger, and offline portable wiki on a flash drive.
I think its fresh water, food and than maybe way down the list, its single player games.
Agree, multiplayer games over LAN > singleplayer
Just find 9 other people (zombie or otherwise) and get a local CS match going.
Or find 99 people and get a tournament going and forget about this cruel and dying world for a few Hs.
You might be a bit facetious, but unironically multiplayer games would be important for community building. Morale is one of the most important parts of survival
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
That also means that Steam won’t work.
STEAM OFFLINE MODE!?!?!?
That werks rite? Or have we been (not bean) lied to??
You still need to connect once a month.
I don’t believe that’s true for Steam as long as the game itself supports offline mode and doesn’t try to do a connection test manually.
After 1 month in offline mode, it will prompt you to go online in order to start software.
This is fake news
DnD and WoD are gonna be fire if you are not alone
WoD?
World of Darkness. Pretty sick ttrpg
I recently set up a raspberry pi with retropie so i have 1000s of games that dont require internet connections now :) fun project and tonight once my new ssd arrives im setting up linux mint on my desktop (dual boot) and am going to try to transition away from windows. Because its fucking shit.
The pi sparked the drive i needed to make it happen. Really enjoyed my intro to linux.
You’re welcome.
Nah, imma head out, yall have fun during the apocalypse or whatever.
When you’re in a game and get cornered and you wanna deny your opponent the satisfaction of getting the kill. lol
“lol this motherfucker is waiting for marks and spencer to reopen”
All the more reason to hoard your plunder from the high seas.
Bonus: Also supports multiplayer:

Hey I love Balatro too!
Oh solitaire? You see what you can do with that 10 right?
throws deck of cards in the fire
See this: Ultimate Book of Card Games
Saw it on a friends shelf, read it, bought it for my kid and me.
Solid book for 1 deck of cards. This book has so many card games that can be played with a single deck, some of these I grew up knowing, but most I’d never heard of. There’s one solitaire game me and my kid love playing from this. Don’t recall the game, only you set out cards one by one in a 4x5 grid making poker hands trying to get the highest score. Pretty fun tbh.
As a new dad, single player games with anytime saving have been a life saver
Here’s some dad advice for you:
Handhelds are there only way to get some gaming time in most of the time (Steam Deck, Retroid Pocket console, Switch, etc).
Roguelites are there best type of game. Single player. Can put down easily. Short bursts of play with progress in each run (not a 90 hour saga that takes a year to complete).
I’d imagine turn based rpgs would be the best
Slay The Spire and Hades have been huge timesinks for me when I can’t commit time to sitting at the computer for a huge JRPG. Anything you recommend?
Balatro - card game
Monster Train - turn based deck builder (if you liked Slay the spire)
Dead Cells - action hack and slash side scrolling
Binding of Isaac - GOAT twin stick shooter
Enter the Gungeon - other GOAT twin stick shooter, more modern
Cult of the Lamb - hack and slash, with farming
Moonlighter - action, with shop-keeping simulation
Children of Moira - action
Curse of the Dead Gods - action hack and slash
Faster Than Light - spaceship command, mix of real time strategy with time pause for planning
Risk of Rain 2 - 3rd person shooter
Brotato - single stick shooter
Vampire survivors - single stick shooter
Don’t Starve Together - survival, farming, crafting, combat
Synthetik - top down shooter. Can be played with M+KB, but I prefer it as a twin stick shooter with controller
Crown Trick - top down combat, single action at a time
Spelunky 2 - very difficult platformer/simplistic combat
Deep rock Survivor - single stick shooter with mining
MatchR - I like gem matching, this was amusing for a short while
Windblown - top down hack and slash
Roboquest - FPS roguelite
Blazing Beaks - twin stick shooter
Cursed to Golf - golf
Nuclear Throne - twin stick shooter
Crypt of the necrodancer - rhythm
Dungeon of the Endless - tower defense, mining
Dome keeper - mining + asteroids type base defense
There are loads more…depends on what flavour you like
Monster Train! Great rougelite deck builder.
Balatro kept me sane through the first couple months after mine was born. I’d also say Risk of Rain (1 and 2), Enter the Gungeon, and Vampire Survivors
Hollow knight was great for these exact reasons! Very easy to pick up and put down. Also gives you something with a longer term progression. Oh and backpack battles too. Fantastic little game. These three games basically entertained a party of my brain through the first 2+ years of fatherhood
I’ve already finished Hades 2, love it. Now I’m back in Cyberpunk very slowly working through every side quest I never did. I’ve been meaning to check out Hallow Night so I’m glad to see people recommending it.
Not handheld, I feel you must play with mouse and keyboard but Noita is my favorite game of all time.
Agree on handhelds. Disagree with roguelites and roguelikes, though I guess that depends on the person. I personally like to learn the map and the lay of the land.
Here’s sone new dad advice for you: The baby needs good soil and plenty of water
Don’t forget to regularly turn it over so both sides bake equally













