Less mowing, more wild flowers, and somewhere with water
Reddit is trash
Less mowing, more wild flowers, and somewhere with water
P is for ‘Priceless’, the look upon your faces
E is for ‘Extinction’, all your puny races
R for ‘Revolution’, which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise…
E is for ‘Eccentric’, just listen to my song
C is for ‘Completion’, that I’ve waited for so long!
T is for the ‘Terror’, upon you I’ll bestow…
My name is Perfect Cell. And I’d like to say… Hello


I wonder if they have a scoop to load the body into the trunk


I’ve dreamt about taking out all my money and racking up as much debt as possible before fleeing the country to a place I can live comfortably.


Trump is what 50+ years of propaganda and self-congratulatory masturbation as a country produces.


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It’s working the shaft that’s really got him beat


Free speech and privacy only apply to citizens*
*Exceptions apply to all minorities and Democrats


It’s all theater. It will die in the House


They are actors in the Republican theater ensemble
I still have my (working) Zune


Since when has that ever stopped them?
And MS has laid off thousands this year too


I knew he was a bottom
I could understand it if the enemies communicate somehow, like relaying your location
I built a self-repair skill mod for Fallout New Vegas specifically because I hated that shit.
Just heard it 30 minutes ago and was confused