Our only hope is… Shia Labeouf.

Source?

How appropriate for kids?

The US doesn’t want an emperor either, but we’re getting one

Thicc roast

Move bitch get out the way

That’s kind of the point. Trump getting elected not once but twice shows how broken the country is.

No crisis, but the grift goes on

They’re busy blaming it on gays from California

I listened to Larry David explaining the origin of this joke while on Conan’s podcast. Apparently, when Larry worked at Saturday Night Live, he was struggling to get a skit onto the show and lost his cool. He went and yelled at the boss, telling him he was quitting. Afterwards, he realized that he needed the money, so he came back the next day like nothing happened.

He discusses this at the end. LEDs are simply better and cheaper today

Nothing to see here, just filming a Marvel movie

How do Pokémon balls work, exactly? Can they capture things other than Pokémon? Is there a size limit?

Yes, a bunch of girls at summer camp voted for Trump

Except the state is purple and gerrymandered.

They’ll engage in intimidation tactics

Isn’t the train full of zombies?

FYI, this is old news. Layoffs have happened

I was just at lunch, the table next door had a bunch of Trump gear on, even the teenagers. I overheard bits of conversation and it was totally normal stuff, which makes me wonder what attracts people to such a gross person

With all the deportations of illegal immigrants there will be tons of open jobs (that pay next to nothing).