• potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    My manly urge to watch, traumatized, as the train turns you to jelly, and I set out to avenge you and kill the bastard rookie cop whose badge caused you to trip onto the tracks.

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      6 hours ago

      My ghostly urge to haunt you in order to tell you that I was just a clutz and no one else needs to die but I’m a ghost so I can’t communicate that to you and instead you go on to wrongfully avenge my death while my presence gives you chronic pneumonia and paranoia.

      Ps, sorry about that. I didn’t know ghost essence was like black mold, mate. My bad.