• WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    You know, it may sound barbaric, but I’m beginning to reconsider the merits of public crucifixions as a form of state punishment…

    • scintilla@crust.piefed.social
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      3 days ago

      Honestly vlad had the right idea. Stakes through the body but avoiding any vital organs is more humiliating and (for me personally at least) far more terrifying.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    Finally! A cure for diabetes!

    A cure??? Are you crazy???

    Don’t worry it comes in two treatments. The first one gives you cancer. The second one gives you extreme addiction to sugary foods!

    You’re a genius! Then they get diabetes again! Wonderful product! We’ll call it “boomerathyl”

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    If the private sector can’t do this then we must demand the public sector do it. I’m sick and tired of money ghouls deciding that things improving is financially unacceptable