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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    I find that to be highly unlikely. Even assuming Bill is bisexual, why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob. Reminds me more of the first episode of Black Mirror rather than a sexual favor.

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      Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island

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        Or something that would go down during a Joozian alien sex orgy drugs galactic party. Has everyone forgotten this episode?

        Cancelled | South Park Public Library | Fandom https://share.google/cQmPo5ZuQMqkStv9R

    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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      Completely agree with this. Hilarious, sure, but certainly not literally accurate. With that exchange and when the emails were sent, I would sooner believe it’s all sarcastic BS just getting thrown around.

    • ptu@sopuli.xyz
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      There are other Trumps too, like Melania

    • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net
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      Does it matter of it’s true or not?

      It’s been years that MAGA is showing us that truth does not matter,

      • Avicenna@programming.dev
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        In that regard, I fully endorse making and propagating memes on this topic.

    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
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      Bill Clinton has never struck me as the kind of guy who would turn down a blowjob, no matter who offers it.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        It true. My old college roommate’s partner’s cousin’s former elementary school friend said that they asked Billie Clinton about giving him sloppy head. Dirty Billie said yes to the blowjob request.

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      why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob.

      Power move

  • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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    Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

    • Mose13@lemmy.world
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      I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald Trump - Bill Clinton 2025

      • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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        Monica I need some advice - Trump, 2025

  • FackCurs@lemmy.world
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    Is this why he wanted to send Hillary to prison? So he could have Billy’s D all to himself?

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  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    krasnov’s obsession with arnold palmer’s penis makes a lot more sense now

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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      We need to get Clinton, now being persecuted by White House for Epstein links, to say “I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Trump.” as a non-denial.

    • FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works
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      Why not both!

  • DundasStation@lemmy.ca
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    I want this to be real.

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      It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

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    EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

      Don’t ignore the sound 😷

      • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world
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        Bro I didn’t ask for this

        • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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          you clicked on it, that means you accepted the terms and conditions

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        People voted for this. 🤦

    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Time to clean my balls Don.

    • blackroses97@lemmy.zip
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      😂😂😂😂

  • Tidesphere@lemmy.world
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    Oh hey Maga was right

    Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      He may even have been in Epstein…

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        Oh yeah, I am in no way saying he wasn’t up to gross shit.

        I guess I just find it funny that Maga is constantly saying “Well what if Bill Clinton is in the Files? What then?”

        And this is the first we find out about his involvement.

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          Not the first. There was that portrait of Bill Clinton in Epstein’s house wearing a blue evening dress. I don’t know what that means but there it is.

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            Oh, word? I never knew about that

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      I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.

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        Definitely not surprised. Just amused that the first of hopefully many reveals

        Is this

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        I like to think I’m moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.

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          Bro I thought Bill was flying to go get himself some toddlers, not to go get Donald’s face pressed into pelvis

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            We should’ve never doubted Bill’s chad legacy, haha

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    He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.

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        Oh trump you blow hard…

    • stretch2m@infosec.pub
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      What an outstanding comment. Well done sir or madam.

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      also known as Big Beautiful Bubba

  • BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz
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    STUPID Libtards! It’s Not ILLEGAL to Suck another Man’s PENIS yet! Just like it’s OK to Rape a Child if they have Perky enough TITS!

    -Republicans, and I can NOT Stress this enough, LITERALLY!

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      And some democrats. Everyone seems to confuse pedophilia with political leaning. There are bad pedophiles on both (all) sides.

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    Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead

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        Would

      • Avid Amoeba@lemmy.ca
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        Penis hazard

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Or how good is Trump’s deepthroat game?

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        He is rocking that whole neck vag thing…

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          It’s grown a clit now

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          Thrussy

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            Thanks, I hate it.

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              Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.

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                Lmao this comment had me rolling. Yeah, we may have reached the end game as a species.

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    Sorry, this is into reference of what exactly? There are so many scandals, I lost track. Is there a new sex scandal? I mean, ita the Cheeto, I’m auree there is one, but which?

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      There is an email from the Epstein files that were released that claims there is a photo, supposedly held by Putin, of Donald sucking off “bubba”. Who is believed to be Bill Clinton.

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