• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Ah, the good old days of browsing the Landover Baptist Church website.

      Where you could buy a T-shirt that reads: “STONE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN.”

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        18 hours ago

        I’m sure that would work, but giving weed to people who are still developing is not acceptable, even for religious purposes.

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          18 hours ago

          I think they meant having rocks thrown at you. Not to be confused with weed, though having rocks thrown at you will also fuck you up.

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        17 hours ago

        Ah yes. As an atheist, the activity I miss the most is getting together with the community and beating children to death with rocks.

        (Obvious sarcasm is obvious I hope)

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          5 hours ago

          Having grown up around a lot of fundies, I’m not even remotely surprised.

          Like, the amount of fucked up shit I heard or had said to me as a kid by my very religious family, including being told at a young age that if I didn’t stop touching things at the grocery store, my grandfather was going to rip of the arm and beat me to death with the bloody stump.

          Of all the times in my life, that was definitely more than one of them.

          Also, this story was repeated as nauseum over my adolescent/teen years for fuckin yucks…