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And then the goalposts move to “Oh you have had sex with men and women? Well you’re dating a woman now so clearly it was just a phase you’re not actually bi”
Actual conversation I had regarding my sexuality:
Femal Aquaintance- “You can’t be bi, you’re married! Wait…do you cheat on -=wife=-?!?”
Me - “Of course I can, and no I don’t cheat.”
Female Aquaintance - “But you’re married! Doesn’t -=wife=- have a problem with it?”
Me - “No. She’s bi too.”
Female Aquaintance -“But she’s married!!!”
Two weeks later she got drunk and wanted a threesome, then got annoyed that we turned her down. I have no idea why people immediately assume that bi means “will fuck anyone that asks”.
My mom met a non-binary friend of mine and their girlfriend. My NB friend comes across as a masculine muscular bro dude but their NB and pan. I mentioned to my mom later that they were NB and she was like “but he has a girlfriend…?” I had to walk her through “you’ve heard of men being attracted to women, and women being attracted to women. Well Zack is neither and is attracted to women.” In her mind, gender and sexuality were like, part of the same thing. Which I guess they are but not the way she thought.
I had to teach the difference between the two to my therapist the first time I talked about being trans.
The upside to that whole thing being that they ended up using my knowledge as a launching point to learn what the latest research has to say about gender, sexuality, and trans people, and then several years later thanked me because my conversations on the subject with them went on to help them with other patients that they had.
Gender and sexuality have been a blur for a long time. It’s not long ago that transgenderism was considered a sexuality
It really opens up the world of bored white middle class couple threesomes, though. They always pay for drinks and give fantastic Christmas gifts.
You’re not a pansexual until you’ve fucked a cast iron skillet
TIL that I am pansexual, though I might be a bit rusty.
What if I just do it to treat my anemia but don’t enjoy it 🤔
You can never prove you’re pansexual but your degree of confidence increases for each gender you’ve fucked. I think that’s pretty Bayesed
Based Bayesian statistics jokes are the kind of shit I come to lemmy for
“I beg to differ”
- Merle Highchurch
You’re not really bisexual unless you have sex with every woman and every man
This is inaccurate bisexual is when you’ve had sex twice
it’s twice a year, or once every other year
My new years resolution is to become a better bisexual.
I think thats omnisexual
That would require enbies too. And maybe some other sapient beings that don’t share our concept of sex and/or gender.
Let’s please just all agree that it only includes beings that pass the harkness test
That’s when you’re attracted to J. K. Simmons
A self-own on par with loudly proclaiming women never get wet when aroused because it never happened to any women you’ve ever been with.
Surely nobody would ever say that.
True.
Well, not counting Ben Shapiro
I have met dudes who vehemently claim the female orgasm doesn’t exist because they’ve never witnessed it
So virgins are asexual?
I’m a dad, as far as I’m concerned anyone who hasn’t reproduced sexually is asexual.
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you say you have sex you haven’t reproduced? that’s called a failsexual
Might as well have been imitating JD Vance and humping couches like a confused dog
You aren’t pansexual unless you have had sex with every conceivable gender
Could you alternatively just have sex with one pangender and one agender person? Like a sort of gender min/maxing?
Gender min/maxing is a new favorite term of mine. Also yes
it’s not your term, you just stole it
Not favourite-[term of mine] but [favourite term]-of mine obv. But grammar matters and you’re right
You will deal 10% more damage if you never sleep with anyone
Sexual frustration bonus
Brain damage
Wait, tell me what?
Is there a Lemmy Beetlejuicing community?
Be the change you want to see in the fediverse?
