Colon blowing you-hu-hue in the morning
psyllium husk.
Smoothies. With oats, fruits, greens, chia seeds, yogurt.
Dump out. Flawless. No splash no wipe 10/10
I don’t know how I feel about the, “no wipe” part…
Of course there’s a confirmation wipe. But that doesn’t flow and would’ve fucked up my meter and Olympics judges table thing I had goin
Yeah, how do you know without at least one confirmation wipe? That’s a dangerous game.
No job is complete until the paperwork is done my friend
Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears
https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-comments-sugarfree-haribo-gummies/
Couldn’t find the original review though.
Kiwis and bananas.
Honnestly quinoa for me is the best. Plus it makes funny leopard poop.
Most everything I eat honestly (vegan btw) but red lentil pasta is a great way to clear yourself out.
Should combine that with brown lentil Bolognese. That’s my (also vegan btw) poop-even-better-than-usual food.
Pizza hut. Literally a cure for constipation. That shit is good though.
Chia seeds, coffee, and lots of fibrous veggies.
You guys are keeping track of that???
Not all the time. Only the really good ones I want to remember.
A big mug of coffee and two cigarettes
If this does not work, try downing a bag of cherries and then repeating the coffee. But do be near a drain.
Just chug a glass of olive oil.
Lasagne. I think it’s all the cheese grease lubricating my insides.
Coffee
Beer. There’s something about it that seems to lube my intestines and makes everything else come out smoother.
Kiwi fruit 🥝 - nature’s scrubbing brush. One per day is all you need.
eating the rind of watermelon.
