- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/37671992
You must log in or register to comment.
Easy. Brain
Specifically the part that regulates mood.
Alternatively liver so you can just stay drunk all the time. That wasn’t the right answer, was it?
Brain, specifically memory.
as someone who watched grandparent succumb to dementia/Alzheimer’s, and watching my parent “slowly” slip down that same path, and who seems to be experiencing memory loss now…
lungs so i can smoke more weed
Whatever would let me not put on weight while eating whatever I want
I won that prize 🫣
My intestine. Sure, it’d be nice to not have to worry about bad food, but the real upgrade would be the immune system. More than half of all the body’s cells that make antibodies are found in the wall of the intestine, which means I’d actually be getting a major upgrade to my ability to handle diseases too.
Skin. Double thickness, extra leathery, and impossible to cut or puncture with bullets. Especially the skin around my dick.
Human komodo dragon.
Also you plan to shoot your dick??? Thats just taking CBT too far
What my wife and her boyfriend and I do behind closed doors is none of your business unless you subscribe on onlyfans
Link pls
I see you’re especially afraid of dick related violent mishaps
Once bitten twice shy
Priorities!
Perfect memory.
