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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 hours ago

Thats fair

sh.itjust.works

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Thats fair

sh.itjust.works

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/37671992

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    Whatever would let me not put on weight while eating whatever I want

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    Brain, specifically memory.

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    My intestine. Sure, it’d be nice to not have to worry about bad food, but the real upgrade would be the immune system. More than half of all the body’s cells that make antibodies are found in the wall of the intestine, which means I’d actually be getting a major upgrade to my ability to handle diseases too.

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    Easy. Brain

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      Alternatively liver so you can just stay drunk all the time. That wasn’t the right answer, was it?

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