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Whatever would let me not put on weight while eating whatever I want
Brain, specifically memory.
My intestine. Sure, it’d be nice to not have to worry about bad food, but the real upgrade would be the immune system. More than half of all the body’s cells that make antibodies are found in the wall of the intestine, which means I’d actually be getting a major upgrade to my ability to handle diseases too.
Easy. Brain
Specifically the part that regulates mood.
Alternatively liver so you can just stay drunk all the time. That wasn’t the right answer, was it?
Skin. Double thickness, extra leathery, and impossible to cut or puncture with bullets. Especially the skin around my dick.
Human komodo dragon.
Also you plan to shoot your dick??? Thats just taking CBT too far
What my wife and her boyfriend and I do behind closed doors is none of your business unless you subscribe on onlyfans
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