Wtf

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    So whenever you see someone with a lot of teeth missing and the ones still there yellow and brown, you know they are connected to God. All people in heaven have bad teeth. Wait a minute… Is England heaven?

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    8 hours ago

    “Mandrake. Have you ever seen a Commie with a glass of water?”

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    8 hours ago

    In normal times, people like that would be in an institute and properly cared for.

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    11 hours ago

    I’ve always enjoyed how God is simultaneously portrayed as all-powerful and all-knowing, yet extremely fragile and petty. There’s the “wrong” kind of relationship, heavy metal, now fluoride, and the list goes on.

  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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    11 hours ago

    IF there is a chemical that “disconnects” you from GOD, then there must ALSO be a chemical that “connects” you to GOD.

    LSD?

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    9 hours ago

    Clickbait title, but decent journalism.

    That flouride quote is from one of the 5,000 rando attendees in one meeting. It was not uttered by who you’re supposed to think said it.

    Not that it matters, because it might as well have been said by Oz or RFK Jr or Orange Julius.

  • tal@lemmy.today
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    10 hours ago

    “Fluoride disconnects one from God,” a listener with the username “Peter & Melissa BioHacking Stem Cells” wrote during one call.

    One can but hope that Satan never discovers Yahweh’s Kryptonite.

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    7 hours ago

    theres always a correlation when someone becomes a looney right wing, like the people like SORBO, cavaziel who suffered brain damage.

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    11 hours ago

    That’s dangerous information to freely put out into the world, jr… As an atheist, the only reasonable thing to do is to craft a fluoride knife and use it to strike down god. I’ll come out correct, one way or another.

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      See, it’s common knowledge that you can’t “take anything with you when you go,” but it’s also known that your body will rise out of the ground on the last holy day, so clearly your physical form is made manifest. What THAT means is that if I fuse my ulna and radius into a triangular bayonet, and then rip off my hand when I appear before god, I can stab him! And now I know what material to coat my bones in!

      AND I KNOW WHAT FLUORIDIC COMPOUND PENETRATES SKIN TO THE BONE!!

      MAAAAARGARET?!? WHERE’S THAT HFl THAT WE HAVE SITTING AROUND?

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      10 hours ago

      My understanding is that basically the political issue is that as we shifted to a more-specialized set of people working in various areas, experts — usually people with a university education in a particular relevant area — became the decision-makers. That led to some other people feeling disenfranchised, feeling that they had no input, because nobody cared about their positions.

      That became exacerbated on things like homosexuality, where you had the reclassification of homosexuality in the DSM causing domain experts to be touching on things that some felt to be value questions, things that should not be a matter for specialists.

      So what the Trump administration is doing is letting people feel that they’re getting to have their input, even though they aren’t some elite domain expert. Democracy has been restored, because now Joe Blow gets to say things and be have his voice visibly heard, rather than just being condescendingly ignored by bureaucrats who make the calls.

      Trump beating up on Ivy League universities is political theater putting them in their place.

      Stuff like that. Makes people who felt disempowered feel like order has been restored.

      • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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        9 hours ago

        Some people believe that their ignorance is as good as hard-won facts. Fuck those people. You deal with the world as it is, not as in some dimwitted, stunted delusion.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      7 hours ago

      No, no, no. God is omnipotent and all creating, so why would God create something that could make his beloved worshippers disconnect?

      Unless? No, it can’t be. Ok, hear me out here. …unless God isn’t real 😲😲

      It’s either that, or the person who believes God can easily be defeated by chlorine is not a true believer of God being an all powerful being.