That’s dangerous information to freely put out into the world, jr… As an atheist, the only reasonable thing to do is to craft a fluoride knife and use it to strike down god. I’ll come out correct, one way or another.
See, it’s common knowledge that you can’t “take anything with you when you go,” but it’s also known that your body will rise out of the ground on the last holy day, so clearly your physical form is made manifest. What THAT means is that if I fuse my ulna and radius into a triangular bayonet, and then rip off my hand when I appear before god, I can stab him! And now I know what material to coat my bones in!
AND I KNOW WHAT FLUORIDIC COMPOUND PENETRATES SKIN TO THE BONE!!
MAAAAARGARET?!? WHERE’S THAT HFl THAT WE HAVE SITTING AROUND?
That’s dangerous information to freely put out into the world, jr… As an atheist, the only reasonable thing to do is to craft a fluoride knife and use it to strike down god. I’ll come out correct, one way or another.
See, it’s common knowledge that you can’t “take anything with you when you go,” but it’s also known that your body will rise out of the ground on the last holy day, so clearly your physical form is made manifest. What THAT means is that if I fuse my ulna and radius into a triangular bayonet, and then rip off my hand when I appear before god, I can stab him! And now I know what material to coat my bones in!
AND I KNOW WHAT FLUORIDIC COMPOUND PENETRATES SKIN TO THE BONE!!
MAAAAARGARET?!? WHERE’S THAT HFl THAT WE HAVE SITTING AROUND?
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Just print a toothpaste gun
An Unholy Fluoride Warrior