Johnny Bartlet - the Frighteners (1996)
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How do you fix “absolute fuckwaffle”? Asking for a friend.
Don’t sit like this 🦐
Then when you least expect, the underlying superstructure decides to give out because fuck you and now you have severe back pain from your spine that no amount of movement, exercise or pain killer can relief except for drugs that completely shut down your sense of self.
I’ve never had this kind of back pain before but I had a construction friend of mine who fell and hurt his back. It didn’t kill him but it left him with a messed up spine for years … to the point of debilitating pain … that led him to taking over the counter drugs … that led him to taking illegal drugs … to the point of overdosing on drugs.
Personally, my asshole is much lower and I prefer it my way.
Did you accidentally cough while your neck was slightly turned after 30? That’ll do it.
haha it has no-no words
Mine doesn’t do that, are you sure you’re feeding it enough and making sure it gets proper rest and exercise? Bodies aren’t toys, you know, they require a lot of care and responsibility. /joke
LOL the random caster wheel and the Stanley tape measure…Edit: oops that’s not a tape measure
I don’t know why you feel the need to turn the truth in to a joke. /s
It’s because it’s analogous to how people talk about pets, and it’s also very condescending and I wanted the readers to know it was lighthearted. /Rhetorical Question, Farley
Bodies aren’t toys? NOW YOU TELL ME? Absolutely unbelievable.
Where to punch your enemies according to your naming of them :
