Mine doesn’t do that, are you sure you’re feeding it enough and making sure it gets proper rest and exercise? Bodies aren’t toys, you know, they require a lot of care and responsibility. /joke
It’s because it’s analogous to how people talk about pets, and it’s also very condescending and I wanted the readers to know it was lighthearted. /Rhetorical Question, Farley
Mine doesn’t do that, are you sure you’re feeding it enough and making sure it gets proper rest and exercise? Bodies aren’t toys, you know, they require a lot of care and responsibility. /joke
LOL the random caster wheel and the Stanley tape measure…Edit: oops that’s not a tape measure
I don’t know why you feel the need to turn the truth in to a joke. /s
It’s because it’s analogous to how people talk about pets, and it’s also very condescending and I wanted the readers to know it was lighthearted. /Rhetorical Question, Farley
Bodies aren’t toys? NOW YOU TELL ME? Absolutely unbelievable.