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“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”
We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
Oh Brennan…sure going to miss that guy.
At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.
I didn’t know which ones were real, so here’s the list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties
It looks like it might be an incomplete list, sakura oreos weren’t mentioned and I’m pretty sure the funeral cookies were real too.
https://www.tastingtable.com/1847560/best-discontinued-oreo-flavors/
???
I thought they were a joke and made up???
They’re real??? Android Oreo is real???
I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.
I’m thinking you probably don’t
It sounds way too goopy tbh
…you say that like it’s a bad thing.
You don’t know me I have like fifty vagandles.
“Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?”
“Rainbow…”
“Ooohhhh yum gimme”
“…trout.”
Username checks out 🤢
Would the taste testers be able to compare it to the real thing?
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I also avoid all these junk foods as much as I can, but I also realize i can inject a whole lot of joy and excitement in my life by buying these weird novelty flavors I likely wont enjoy, but thats not what matters. Its the hype.
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They taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They’ve been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn’t just change it up on a random whim.
Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.
Worker races to turn off machine to save her.
Oreo PR person stops them: “Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine.”
Selena Gomez is in the cookie, how much clearer could they be?
My Oreo flavor would be the blond cookies with ham-sweat flavored cream in the middle.
Yeah, but which part? I mean, ear or knee would be fine, but I don’t know about elbow.
We all know.
At my office, we’ve been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we’ve been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there’s been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.
I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they’re certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like “wow they nailed that!” and then 2-24 were like “what the fuck is this now”
Its the same with the special edition Pop-Tarts. The first Eggo or Apple Jacks bite is amazing! Then you get halfway through the box, and you start tasting an artificial chemical after-taste. By the end, you’re trying to offload the last toxic tart on to an unsuspecting coworker…
As boring as it may seem, this is what our data shows as well. The average varietal is worse than a standard oreo, often because you start to get sick of the flavor. Meanwhile, the current highest rated Oreo is the Oreo Loaded, which I can best describe as an Oreo flavored Oreo. turns out classic Oreo is just hard to beat.
I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.
Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.
And they say WFH increases productivity.
Lemon thin Oreos are bussin
Coke Oreos were best Oreos. I also loved Oreo Coke.
I like gumming coke mixed with Oreo crumble
I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they’re like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they’re pretty good.
They’re delicious and I hate myself for liking them.
More for you. And me. They’re awesome.
How could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?
!What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?
Cinnamon
Why do I feel that that’s somehow both wrong and boring?
Possibly unpopular opinion but I like them. The boxes are only half cinnamon, the other half is regular.
If they came all cinnamon - it would too much
Oh cinnamon is great, no need to paste a face on it
it creates the chocolate cinnamon flavor popular in mexico
It is popular in all places that have good taste, Still don’t see why they need to put a celebs name on it.
Marketing
Appeal to authority/celebrity still works I guess
Cinnamon hot chocolate is a very common thing in Mexico. I drank a lot of Ibarra as a kid.
Mexico has some good hot chocolate, and that seems odd to me, but I guess its not different then here in Canada we have good ice cream.
Chocolate literally originates in Mexico so it shouldnt be a surprise
Seems like most good food comes from Mexico
Horchata
Pork?
That would be the Filipino Oreo
Hey are there any straight guys here, who can answer, does this lady look compelling? Her eyes look like she needs an epi-pen 5 minutes ago, her grimacing-smile looks like someone is holding Natalie Portman hostage, and those photoshopped hands look like she’s being operated by Jim Henson. I don’t get how we like this now.
Ehhh… the makeup is significantly overdone for my personal tastes, but she’s not unattractive by any means. I think you’re being quite a bit too harsh on her smile. But it is a bit of an awkward picture generally, and it also isn’t one that’s really trying to present her as being as attractive possible. She had probably just been stuck doing the shoot for long enough for everything to start to feel forced and unnatural
She looks off putting. I dont really care either way, but I think thats what the other poster is saying. Like she seems tired or annoyed, upset in someway.
I mean, maybe she is. I probably would be if I was trying to market me-branded oreos, at least until I looked at my bank account
Ah well, at least they are vegan. Could be worse.
Same thoughts here
At least some of it is probably related to her medical condition and the treatment she’s received for it. Gomez has lupus.
WE DONE DID. THE GOOD COOKIE. THAT EVERYBODY LIKE. AND NOW, WE GET TO GO HOME
Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.
Marketing: “…Labor day oreos, arbor day oreos, made with real wood”
CEO: <insensate screaming>
Also wondering about the texture of those oreos: is it finely grained like a smoothie or more coarsely minced with gomezy bits that stick between yer teeth.
Its just the cream part in the middle thats Gomez. They grind her up with a bunch of sugar and push the Gomez out of the extruder between the two cookies.
I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.
I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).
My first thought
It is Selena Gomez flavored Oreos.
Poor girl. She must have been struggling with the worst case of type II diabetes anyone’s ever had.
I know I’m trying to boycot the US, but I did try them and they’re way better than regular Oreos.
They have both chocolate and vanilla, and they have cinnamon. They’re sweeter too.
really good, tastes like cinimon roll skeet
Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker
